briteskies

So, I do not normally do this, as I'm sure you're probably aware. But there was just a very lulzy and entirely unplanned conversation that took place... after this video was viewed. Watching the video might be preferable, as it pretty much is a direct response to it. But if you just want to read some silliness, it sure can be found below. (Mild understanding of Yugioh/Yugioh-Abridged will be beneficial for comprehension.)

Bakura 1:02 am
       Oh Marik. Ohhhhhhhh Marik.
Marik 1:02 am
       Yes?
Bakura 1:03 am
     You're a fag.
Marik 1:03 am
      You hang out with me
      So what does that make you?
Bakura 1:03 am
      ...I don't know.
Marik 1:03 am
     British?
     I think not.
Bakura 1:03 am
     But I'm not the one who wants leather chaps.
Bakura 1:03 am
      You don't make me British.
Marik 1:03 am
      Hey, chaps are awesome
Bakura 1:03 am
    I make me British. By bring British.
    Those are GAY.
Marik 1:04 am
     You seemed to enjoy the leather pants we stole...
     Its like that!
     But with breathing room
     Think about it!
     It'll be totally awesome.
Bakura 1:04 am
     I cannot even believe you just said that.
     No.
Marik 1:04 am
     You always want to ruin my fun.
     You're such a party-pooper.
Bakura 1:05 am
      I'm not sorry.
Marik 1:05 am
     That's because you're a party-pooper.
     A no-fun, no-chaps-wearing, party-pooper.
Bakura 1:06 am
     I am maintaining some shred of dignity.
    That concept seems lost on you.
     You're supposed to be a super-villain.
Marik 1:07 am
     I am a SUPER villain!
Bakura 1:07 am
     How are you going to be a super-villain if no one respects you?
Marik 1:07 am
     I am a fabulous villain.
     Ask anyone.
Bakura 1:07 am
     Uh huh.
Marik 1:07 am
     People respect me.
     After I brainwash them into submission...
     Which is really just more practical anyway.
Bakura 1:08 am
     No one will respect you if you wear leather chaps. Even brainwashing can't compensate for that one.
Marik 1:09 am
     Well no one will respect you if.... you.... HEY! THEY WILL RESPECT ME!
     You just wait.
Bakura 1:09 am
     I'm waiting.
Marik 1:09 am
     I will rock those chaps.
     And you will be so jealous that you don't have any.
Bakura 1:09 am
     Jealous?!
Marik 1:09 am
     And I'm not going to share!
Bakura 1:10 am
     You'll look like a complete--I don't want to share your chaps!
Marik 1:10 am
     But you WILL want to share them once you see how fabulous they look!
Bakura 1:10 am
     Marik.
     They will look gay.
     Gayer than you usually look.
     And I can't pull off leather.
Marik 1:11 am
      How will that make me look gay?
     Cowboys wear them.
Bakura 1:11 am
      Over their PANTS.
Marik 1:11 am
      Are you going to try and tell mere there are such things as gay cowboys?
Bakura 1:11 am
     There are. They made a movie about it. I saw it on TV.
Marik 1:11 am
     Well I'll have pants on in public, Bakura
     Geeeze!
     What do you think I am?
Bakura 1:12 am
     ....I don't...trust you.
Marik 1:12 am
      Good!
      You shouldn't trust me.
      I'm EVIL.
      That's part of the job description.
      ......Hey. were you picturing me wearing them WITHOUT pants?!
      Geeeze, Bakura!
Bakura 1:13 am
     NO
     I was not.
Marik 1:13 am
     Well, why did you bring it up then?
Bakura 1:13 am
     ...YOU said there would be breathing room!
     That means no pants. How are pants breathing room? What needs to breathe? Your pants?
Marik 1:13 am
      Well, cotton does breath better...
Bakura 1:14 am
     ...This was a horrible idea.
Marik 1:14 am
      You should still dress like a pirate.
Bakura 1:14 am
     What?
     No!
     I would look...silly!
Marik 1:14 am
     Why not?
   You always look silly.
Bakura 1:14 am
     I'd have to get a big, ruffly shirt, and--HEY.
     I do not look silly!
Marik 1:15 am
     Pirates are fierce.
Bakura 1:15 am
      What about me looks silly?!
     Fierce?
Bakura 1:15 am
     Did you really just say fierce?
Marik 1:15 am
     Fearsome. They're totally synonyms.
Bakura 1:16 am
      Except fierce makes it sound totally gay.
Marik 1:16 am
     YOU make it sound gay.
Bakura 1:16 am
     You just want me to be a gay pirate to go with your gay cowboy!
     Well, good luck getting me to put on any gay pirate costume.
Marik 1:16 am
     I think you would make a fabulous pirate, Bakura.
Bakura 1:17 am
     ...Why do you want me to be a pirate, anyway?
Marik 1:17 am
     Well, pirates like to wear stripes...
Bakura 1:17 am
     Why on earth would you even think of that?
Marik 1:17 am
      You seem pretty fond of them
      Have you ever seen a pirate, Bakura?
Marik 1:17 am
     Look at their pants!
     Totally striped.
Bakura 1:17 am
     Well, yes, but, those stripes go the other way and they're on their PANTS.
     These are horizontal stripes on my SHIRT.
Marik 1:18 am
     Well, don't you like your shirt?
     And don't you like to STEAL things?
     I thought that was sort of your lot in life.
Bakura 1:18 am
     Well. Yes. But.
     So?
Marik 1:18 am
     Kind of like a PIRATE!
Bakura 1:18 am
     That doesn't make me a pirate!
Marik 1:18 am
     Yes it does.
     You're a land pirate!
Bakura 1:18 am
     I am no such thing.
Marik 1:19 am
     Yes you are.
Bakura 1:19 am
     Pirates don't bathe.
     Or eat vegetables.
Marik 1:19 am
     You're a clean, land pirate.
Bakura 1:19 am
     And they have horrible teeth.
Marik 1:19 am
     Surely not all of them
     Have you met every pirate in the world?
Bakura 1:19 am
     Well, no.
Bakura 1:19 am
      ...Have YOU? How would you know?
Marik 1:19 am
     I don't.
     But i would say its a fair guess
Bakura 1:20 am
     And, anyway, I can't be a pirate. I'm British. I would be a privateer.
Marik 1:20 am
      You shouldn't be so quick to judge people, Bakura
     Plus, I like the word pirate better...
     You're a pirate.
Bakura 1:21 am
      I'm not a bloody pirate!
Marik 1:22 am
      Yes you are.
Bakura 1:22 am
      And I'm certainly not dressing up as one!
Marik 1:22 am
     WHY NOT?
Bakura 1:23 am
      Because! I would look a complete idiot, and--and--I don't want to! And you can't make me!
Marik 1:23 am
      Oh, you're no fun at all.
Bakura 1:24 am
     You are ridiculous.
Marik 1:24 am
     Sometimes I wonder why i even hang out with you.
     And then i remember its because you're so......
     ...............Evil.
     Yes.
     Evil.
Bakura 1:24 am
     I am evil. You're correct.
     ...Probably more evil than you.
Marik 1:25 am
     Probably not.
Bakura 1:25 am
     When it comes down to it.
     Surely I am.
Marik 1:25 am
      Then why do I have all the good lines?
Bakura 1:25 am
     ...You don't.
Marik 1:25 am
     Sure I do.
     People love me.
     Surely that means i have more of a following.... in the... evil underworld.
     Surely.
Bakura 1:26 am
      You're not supposed to be beloved! You're supposed to be EVIL!
Marik 1:26 am
      When evil people love you, that must mean you're evil!
     So I'm evil!
     Because evil people love evil things.
Bakura 1:27 am
     Uh huh.
Bakura 1:28 am
     I think evil people coldly, distantly appreciate evil things.
    Or maybe respect them.
    Love is a bit much.
     And people don't respect you.
Marik 1:28 am
     Aww, Bakura. That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
     Wait.
     What?!
    Yes they do.
Bakura 1:29 am
     ...
     Who respects you?
Marik 1:29 am
     Lots of people.
     My army of Steves.... Odeon.
     That's at least 20 people.
     Do you even know 20 people?
Bakura 1:29 am
     Of course I do.
Bakura 1:31 am
      But I'm not going to tell you who.
      Because then it will bother you for weeks.
Marik 1:31 am
      Do I know them?
Bakura 1:32 am
     Yes.
     Maybe.
     Some of them.
Marik 1:32 am
      Well, that's fine.
     They probably don't like you.
Bakura 1:32 am
     They're not supposed to like me!
     They're supposed to cower before me and perhaps revel in my evil brilliance.
Marik 1:34 am
     Oh. Well I don't know anyone who feels that way about you.
Bakura 1:34 am
      Plenty of people feel that way about me.
Marik 1:35 am
     Name one.
Bakura 1:35 am
     They just probable don't talk to you.
      Name one person who respects you.
Marik 1:35 am
     I named at least 20!
Bakura 1:35 am
     Name one person who respects you in their right mind.
Marik 1:36 am
     ....Odeon?
Bakura 1:37 am
      I don't think that counts.
Marik 1:37 am
       I named one. It totally counts.
Bakura 1:38 am
      Look at the time. Off to bed, then.